I know you've all been on the edge of your seats, chewing your finger nails, desperate for a recipe, an anecdote, a book review. I know I mean so much to you... who elase can you count on to get you all excited about vegetables?
You need me.
But sorry, dear reader, no veggies will you find here today. Now, you could sneak some freeze-dried kale or some Trader Joe's Greens powder into this recipe. You could. And I'm the sort of person who does that.
But this recipe has become kind of sacred to my post-partum self. So I refuse to screw up the indulgence trying to make it healthier. And ask my husband- I ruin a lot of good food that way. All in the name of recipe development, of course. But still, I've forced a lot of green meatloaf on my family. So the least I can do is offer the occasional, unmitigated, healthy and delicious treat.
It's not my recipe; my sister Christine invented it- thanks, Teen. So hats off to her, because it has prevented me from grabbing and devouring entire cheesecakes in my currently stressed, sleep-deprived, postpartum state. Technically this can be a 'paleo' recipe, which is good for indulging without adding to the remaining belly flab, but all the same, I'm pretty sure our ancient ancestors had other things on their mind than gourmet desserts. Paleo. Sorry, it's a joke, folks. A tasty, but silly, diet trend. Ahem. Moving on.
Guiltless Peanut Butter Cups
No exact measurements here, but:
a scoop of coconut oil
a slightly larger scoop of peanut or almond butter (peanut butter is technically non-paleo, if you care)
1-3 Tablespoons cocoa powder (raw cacao powder is MUCH MORE nutritious than dutched cocoa powder form the grocery store, fyi) make it as dark as you like
sweetener to taste (maple sugar or syrup, raw honey, agave, stevia powder or liquid)
Gently melt all that if your coconut oil is solid, or just mix well if it is liquid.
shredded, unsweetened coconut
rolled oats (not paleo)
to make the mixture moderatelt stiff- just eyeball this- coconut is divine, oatmeal will make it more cookie-ish, sunflower seeds make it really crunchy
Spoon into muffin cups and freeze till set.
Sorry for the crappy picture, but I think you get the delicious idea, right? Start to finish in about 10 minutes.
Talk about instant gratification.
(Mentally insert cute pics here of my big kids smiling with chocolate smeared all over their faces, ok?)
And the real reason for my recent absence from the web:
Yep, it's pretty much me, Ivy, and my brown chair. Snuggles, stories, chocolate, and coffee. Because you don't see sleep on that list, do you now?
This too, shall pass. And then I'll miss it. Because I'm just like that.
"And though she be but little, she is fierce."